10. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
9. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
8. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
7. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
6. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
5. I want to see you so often, it hertz.
4. Hey Baby, your homepage or mine?
3. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
2. Even if you looked like dirt, I’d really dig you.
1. If You were a booger, I’d pick YOU!
Bonus Line: “So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?”
The author takes no responsibility of your wrecked love-life should you decide to use any of these. He’s still figuring out why he’s had very little success with ladies…
lol. pretty interesting. have u tried using one of these?
By: samantha on June 11, 2008
at 9:03 pm
*roflol at no. 4 & 1…*
By: xinyun on June 12, 2008
at 1:51 am
I’m gonna try the “Homepage” if I get the chance to. Mate it with a geeky snort too… =D
By: Shotgun on June 12, 2008
at 1:54 am
wahahaha u are such a nerd!!!
By: Wendy on June 12, 2008
at 6:18 am
pretty girl are immune to such “kiss-ass” compliments. they get that all the time from guys around them – and most of them are practically sick of these and would be tone deaf by them.
Instead, try “disqualifying” yourself and give them negative compliments, for eg, “you have long eye lashes, are they real? they look nice on you anyway”.
it’s counter intuitive, but girls will start scratching their heads, wondering why the heck are you the only one give “negative compliments”, and she’ll start proving herself to you, and you take it from there..
explore the Mystery Method.
By: -j on June 12, 2008
at 11:54 am
Heh, Thanks for the tip, buddy!
By: Shotgun on June 12, 2008
at 3:03 pm
The last one is the best.
“So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?”
That one sure made me smile.
By: Pam on June 12, 2008
at 4:44 pm